Welcome to our new and (un)improved blog

Hello and welcome back to Tim and Jen's blog. We had put the blog on hiatus last year due to privacy restrictions surrounding our adoption. Now that we have been successfully adopted (?!), we are unfortunately going to bore you to death *(disclaimer: Not responsible if you do actually die) with daily musings, ramblings, and drudgery based on our fabulously interesting lives (yawn.)

So here's a refresher course for those who haven't been keeping up with us because you've been living under a rock or something. (No offense to those who do actually live under rocks. I've seen some nice ones out there...)

We live in Pflugerville TX (also known as Boogerville, Flooooogerveele, or "where did you say you live?) Contrary to popular belief, Pflugerville is not full of hillbillies. The rednecks have scared them all away. Are residents of Pflugerville really known as Pflugervillians? Weird. We recently finalized the adoption of our lovely daughter, Miss Kyly Ann Salvato, after almost two years of red tape, road blocks, court appearances, and the accumulation of a stack of paperwork taller than our daughter. Kyly is doing great, and the stack of paperwork seems to be adjusting fairly well also. We have three fish and two dogs. The fish are regularly boiled in the summer time and frozen in the winter, but they always seem to come out unscathed. The dogs are free to a good home, so ask and ye shall receive.

Readers of this blog will be subject to a warped sense of humor, random song lyrics of the day, and other odd, strange, mindless, pointless postings. Sorry.

We plan to update this blog daily. But hey, procrastinators are the leaders of tomorrow right? We'll see how often it actually gets updated. If you live to read this thing each and every day...you might want to get another hobby to fill your time between postings. Ever play chicken shit bingo? You get these huge bingo cards with numbers on them, and you lay them on the floor. Then you let the chickens walk all over them and they mark the numbers by...never mind...maybe another hobby would be more fun.

Now is your chance to hit the delete button...