Not so random song lyric of the day

Lyrics only my beautiful wife will remember and relate to from back when we first met. Happy Birthday Honey!

I could be your lover
Chained under the water
Under the water

I could be standing on a ladder
To make it easier
To make it easier

I could be your lover
Chained under the water
Under the water

I could be swimming out to save you
No one ever saves you
To make it easier

Merril Bainbridge-Under The Water (1996 US release)

Okay, so it's actually a song about a lover who drowns. But the lyrics were really goofy, as is the song, and they played it constantly on the radio where we worked when we first met. So every time it came on, we giggled at each other as we still do every time it comes up on the iPod or the rare times it still pops up on the radio. You should check it out if you've never heard it. The lyrics will make you go "Huh?!" Why is someone chained under the water? And will standing on a ladder really make it easier?